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hello everyone! i'm mohamad and I'm the humble admin of mellow.zone. I'm a programmer and hobbyist linux admin. I mostly tweet about tech & politics and occasionally about US & world politics. I also shitpost a lot

I don't put political posts behind cws just because they're political but I do cw any triggering content. I also cw shitposts (esp. ones that don't make much sense out of context).

i'm cool with follow requests, just make sure ur profile is not empty

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drink 

just drank water. amazing experience. 10/10

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thinking about Things

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also why does every phone have like 7 cameras

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why do all current smartphones look like ~that~

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yacl: yet another constructed language

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might get cancelled for this 

haha bouncy dock icon goes boing wooooooooo

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might get cancelled for this 

I'm so glad to be back on macOS

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guess I'm buying a 2D shredder

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so the product page for this paper shredder has a width and height but no length

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horsecheese.com is available for registration

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I've never been in a poly relationship but I imagine that means multiple people can borrow your hoodies now

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deep respect to @RussSharek and @avalon even though i'm confident their systems would crash after one bite of a twinkie

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Sierra

alias mastodon=sudo systemctl start mastodon

alias mastodoff=sudo systemctl stop mastodon

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might fuck around and uh.... buy a coffee table

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me wanting to abolish the nuclear family vs me missing my mom

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have you listened to MF DOOM today?

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been tryna find myself for a month now and all I've obtained is a purple clown nose

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what if.... someone played with my hair while I read this feminist analysis of the 21st-century family 👉👈

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just saw someone called "yung bitcoin" defending the gig economy online and I would like to sign off from the internet

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