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hello everyone! i'm mohamad and I'm the humble admin of mellow.zone. I'm a programmer and hobbyist linux admin. I mostly tweet about tech & politics and occasionally about US & world politics. I also shitpost a lot

I don't put political posts behind cws just because they're political but I do cw any triggering content. I also cw shitposts (esp. ones that don't make much sense out of context).

i'm cool with follow requests, just make sure ur profile is not empty

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toucan wing

music.youtube.com/watch?v=p-lC

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it’s 3:21am and im on call at work tomorrow this is terrible

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hey users what mastodon client do y’all use

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🍃 duncan 🍃

lol i posted this and immediately the FedEx truck pulled up, guess bullying does work

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🍃 duncan 🍃

FedEx says my package is on a truck and being delivered today, which means there is a 50% chance I'll get it sometime this week

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fellow reddittors,,,,

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pro-tip: if you ever get a bit.ly link that you don't trust, add a "+" to the end of the URL so you can be taken to the info page instead

e.g.: bit.ly/3AOKQTQ -> bit.ly/3AOKQTQ+

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almost put a fork in the oven instead of the dishwasher. happy monday

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everyday I curse Hamilton for giving a new generation of white people the confidence to go on TikTok and make more corny diss rap songs

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mellow.zone DNS > Facebook DNS

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I think the funniest part about [big social media] outage is the fact that their employees couldn't get into their offices because the buildings' badge readers weren't working

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@thegibson twitter.com/SwiftOnSecurity/st

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beverage

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beverage 

mmm apple juice

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こちゃん 🦊🌸

"use arch" this, "use gentoo" that

try using this instead

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Chris

Asking for financial help. 

Hey folks, I’m hoping this is the last time I need to ask for help, but right now I need it. I recently got started on ADHD medications and I’m hoping that will help me get on track soon. But in the meantime, I need help.

Job hunting has produced nothing for me, and don’t have much money left. I don’t have enough to pay rent or bills right now. If you can spare it, I would really appreciate if you could help me out.

If you know of any job opportunities, I would also appreciate it if you would DM me.

Paypal: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/chrisdavisgnome Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/chrisgnome GitHub Sponsors (won’t get a payout until November): https://github.com/sponsors/BrainBlasted

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lyrics/poetry 

flow art deco, ad nauseum
sip prosecco, in the autumn
howdy mrs, I feel rowdy like aloyisius
pugilistic nephew, past curfew
slurp me like tonkatsu
recieve blessings like atchoo

youtube.com/watch?v=zGf_99EMhn

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Frost, Snowmaker ❄️

Looking for housing by the end of the month (California Bay Area), boosts much appreciated :boost_requested: 

Hey, so!

We're uhhh getting kicked out at the end of the month. >,,<

We have no money and nowhere to go. We can't drive, and public transport in the rest of the country seems basically nonexistent, so we have to stay in bus range of the BART train system. But anywhere within that should work equally well.

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is it better to

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drink 

hi fedi it's been 20 days since my last toot (about drinking water) and I'd like to inform everyone that I've indulged in the consumption of many more beverages (including more water) since

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