mhmd @mhmd@mellow.zone

putting furniture together. pronouns are he/him for the day

y u gotta say mean things about me about me about me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHy0vixRBrE

okay tinder

i'm a cute guy looking for a cute apartment in a cute city hmu

what's one type of food you can have everyday and why is it indian food

ok so I woke up with a sore throat and it developed into a terrible fever. I was dealing with it on my own but then I had a coughing fit around 11PM where I couldn't breathe and my housemate overheard and called campus security. they checked my vitals and recommended I go to the hospital.

Hospital ran tests for COVID, strep, flu, etc... and nothing came back positive so they discharged me and I was on my way out by 5AM.

I feel so much better today but what a wild experience

this toot was a bad omen cause I did in fact end up at the hospital

before yall get worried tho it's nothing severe

pro tip: don't touch grass

omw to get a tick bite checked out!!! this coast (east) sucks

would like to apologize to my body for what I'm doing to it during senior week but I'm not close to being done yet

I wonder what opinions people on here hold. too bad I guess we'll never find out

I bet there's a Facebook group called "TSA memes" where TSA agents share memes that say stuff like "when you say 'take out everything bigger than a phone's and they ask 'even power banks?' 😒"

this song is titled "please just give me a B so I can leave this place"

boop

let's go king

if this gets one reply i'll order indian food

I will be changing my last name to McLovin before I apply for my California ID

boom boom boom gotta get get

did you know you can just buy lactose https://www.amazon.com/dp/B074D9YMSS

hey v sauce michael here