mhmd @mhmd@mellow.zone

some spammer figured out my name is Mohamad and has been sending me emails to purchase these weird walmart-syle, custom-made, auto-generated t-shirts with my name on them

when life gives u chicken & a little yogurt. you make shish taouk

beverage

okay tinder

just checked in!! I didn't know I was sleeping in the panopticon for a weekend

gender mood

I tied my hair directly after showering so now it's straight at the root and curly at the tips lol

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news: bezos stepping down from CEO to become executive chair

me: what's an executive chair?

duckduckgo:

this was posted today 🥺 meet Fudge

sick discount

I did not make this up