pro-tip: if you ever get a bit.ly link that you don't trust, add a "+" to the end of the URL so you can be taken to the info page instead

e.g.: bit.ly/3AOKQTQ -> bit.ly/3AOKQTQ+

almost put a fork in the oven instead of the dishwasher. happy monday

everyday I curse Hamilton for giving a new generation of white people the confidence to go on TikTok and make more corny diss rap songs

facebook downtime speculation 

@noyovo I feel like it's unlikely that they're related because this is not the biggest scandal Facebook is involved in (they've been through worse and survived them through PR and fake policy change without using outages as distractions)

also the explanation given for the outage is reasonable and is a very possible fuck up, albeit it reveals that Facebook has badly engineered their system

I think the funniest part about [big social media] outage is the fact that their employees couldn't get into their offices because the buildings' badge readers weren't working

@anarchiv I'm born in jan 2000 and can confirm I have trouble using these

beverage 

mmm apple juice

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Please don't use Lemmy :( Human rights, oppression 

@avalos @feditips sounds good to me. cancel the shit out of this.

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Asking for financial help. 

Hey folks, I’m hoping this is the last time I need to ask for help, but right now I need it. I recently got started on ADHD medications and I’m hoping that will help me get on track soon. But in the meantime, I need help.

Job hunting has produced nothing for me, and don’t have much money left. I don’t have enough to pay rent or bills right now. If you can spare it, I would really appreciate if you could help me out.

If you know of any job opportunities, I would also appreciate it if you would DM me.

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lyrics/poetry 

flow art deco, ad nauseum
sip prosecco, in the autumn
howdy mrs, I feel rowdy like aloyisius
pugilistic nephew, past curfew
slurp me like tonkatsu
recieve blessings like atchoo

youtube.com/watch?v=zGf_99EMhn

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Looking for housing by the end of the month (California Bay Area), boosts much appreciated :boost_requested: 

Hey, so!

We're uhhh getting kicked out at the end of the month. >,,<

We have no money and nowhere to go. We can't drive, and public transport in the rest of the country seems basically nonexistent, so we have to stay in bus range of the BART train system. But anywhere within that should work equally well.

is it better to

drink 

hi fedi it's been 20 days since my last toot (about drinking water) and I'd like to inform everyone that I've indulged in the consumption of many more beverages (including more water) since

drink 

just drank water. amazing experience. 10/10

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