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I've never been in a poly relationship but I imagine that means multiple people can borrow your hoodies now

deep respect to @RussSharek and @avalon even though i'm confident their systems would crash after one bite of a twinkie

mhmd boosted

alias mastodon=sudo systemctl start mastodon

alias mastodoff=sudo systemctl stop mastodon

might fuck around and uh.... buy a coffee table

me wanting to abolish the nuclear family vs me missing my mom

have you listened to MF DOOM today?

been tryna find myself for a month now and all I've obtained is a purple clown nose

what if.... someone played with my hair while I read this feminist analysis of the 21st-century family 👉👈

just saw someone called "yung bitcoin" defending the gig economy online and I would like to sign off from the internet

new Tyler the creator music 

What makes you think
I'm not in love?
How could you know
What's best for us?
Why am I here
Standing alone?
'Cause I thought, I thought you wanted to dance, yeah

putting furniture together. pronouns are he/him for the day

i'm a cute guy looking for a cute apartment in a cute city hmu


what's one type of food you can have everyday and why is it indian food

bad physical health 

ok so I woke up with a sore throat and it developed into a terrible fever. I was dealing with it on my own but then I had a coughing fit around 11PM where I couldn't breathe and my housemate overheard and called campus security. they checked my vitals and recommended I go to the hospital.

Hospital ran tests for COVID, strep, flu, etc... and nothing came back positive so they discharged me and I was on my way out by 5AM.

I feel so much better today but what a wild experience

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bad physical health 

this toot was a bad omen cause I did in fact end up at the hospital

before yall get worried tho it's nothing severe

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omw to get a tick bite checked out!!! this coast (east) sucks

would like to apologize to my body for what I'm doing to it during senior week but I'm not close to being done yet

Show older is a general chill and laid-back instance for people to hangout outside of corporate social media.

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