mhmd @mhmd@mellow.zone

self-hosting your own mastodon instance means you can look at your web logs and learn that your ex has been consistently stalking your social media since you broke up a year ago

https://dnssec-analyzer.verisignlabs.com/mha.md

okay so emailing the government of Moldova to turn on DNSSEC on my domain worked

emailing the government of moldova about DNSSEC...

disappointed in a lot of people this morning…

may my homie’s “inshallahs” turn into “alhamdulillahs”

i lost 3 followers over this toot

chillin with kanye west and bugs bunny in the metaverse

grasp on the infinite like we intimate
how we make idealism belligerent?
nappy ass metaphysicists
midnight passion spillin' into morning
upon the ash trays and I'm zoning
the mind pirouettes past the moment
as if the rhyme were the only component
omens bombarding I and I alive, I and I alive, I and I alive

https://afrolab9000.bandcamp.com/track/gemilut-hasadim-prod-brendon-caroselli-2

the non-binary urge to leave fedi

you, a hipster westerner: we are experimenting with this new lifestyle where we have multiple lovers

me, a devout Muslim: and this is my third wife, Aisha

when life gives u chicken & a little yogurt. you make shish taouk

"No Mommy, don't tie me to the blockchain, I promise I'll be good"

good evening fendiverse

“if you sow shit, don’t expect to reap kenafeh” — my middle school arabic teacher

can u all log out rn i need a sec alone

mastodon privacy settings will get into me into some shit some day