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“Breathe
Breathe
Breathe

It is time to make the time
It is my father singing
It is my mother at the river
It is the spear and the chain
It is your time to swallow the hill

Breathe”

afrolab9000.bandcamp.com/track

programmers are always testing my limits wallahi

pretty weird how sysupgrade doesn't work when you don't have a monitor plugged in.

people be like “nuclear family” ok where’s the uranium

I'm decommissioning the dedicated server that mellow.zone, along other services, has been running on for the past 1.5 years.

mellow.zone is now running on an OpenBSD VM.

self-hosting your own mastodon instance means you can look at your web logs and learn that your ex has been consistently stalking your social media since you broke up a year ago

okay so emailing the government of Moldova to turn on DNSSEC on my domain worked

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emailing the government of moldova about DNSSEC...

disappointed in a lot of people this morning…

may my homie’s “inshallahs” turn into “alhamdulillahs”

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And the Lord did speak, but His followers could not hear.

And His followers cried out to him, "Lord, Thou art on mute."

And the Lord did try to press the button to go off of mute, and did actually share his screen.

And his followers did see his open tabs, and were much dismayed.

chillin with kanye west and bugs bunny in the metaverse

lyrics, bandcamp link 

grasp on the infinite like we intimate
how we make idealism belligerent?
nappy ass metaphysicists
midnight passion spillin' into morning
upon the ash trays and I'm zoning
the mind pirouettes past the moment
as if the rhyme were the only component
omens bombarding I and I alive, I and I alive, I and I alive

afrolab9000.bandcamp.com/track

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AI-generated breakfast food 

Used GPT-3 to generate new breakfast cereals and descriptions.
Some are a bit questionable.
https://www.aiweirdness.com/new-breakfast-cereals-from-ai/

joke 

you, a hipster westerner: we are experimenting with this new lifestyle where we have multiple lovers

me, a devout Muslim: and this is my third wife, Aisha

food, meat 

when life gives u chicken & a little yogurt. you make shish taouk

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mellow.zone is a general chill and laid-back instance for people to hangout outside of corporate social media.